Me to my mother: "I'll have man-sex if I WANNA have man-sex, and I'll get DOUBLE AIDS, just to show you!!!"

The Adventures of Mr Bush

This person posts regularly on a chat board service I go to, and now they have a website. My god, this hilarity.

I did an evil thing tonight. Someone comes in ( Read more... )

Did Laurel and I trade, or what? :'P


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Greetings:This is the Secretary of War at the State Department of the United States

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Blah. Update. Anyway ( Read more... )

Tonight I drove around my town. I looked at all the places I used to go when I was in grade school. My friends and I used to go out a lot, we'd find places no one knew existed. I remember some of our places. A pond in the middle of nowhere, filled with snapping turtles. A ditch that turned into a creek as you got near the river. We would ( Read more... )

Okay, I just had a really odd dream, and I want to record it before I forget it ( Read more... )

Went to madison today. It was horrible. Jessie and I set out, and as soon as I got back into the car from our first stop(a closed store), my pants ripped. (Yes, the pants that ripped last time, mom sewed them, and apparently not too well) Back to Vevay. Change. Back to Madison. Where did my hour of life go? Oh ( Read more... )

I should never speak to Jackie.

"Getting ready to have anal sex? Don't want a mess? It's... SOAP DILDO! Pump this baby in your ass for a few minutes in the shower before you take it in the gazooter, and whammo, clean as a whistle!"
Patent FUCKING pending, bitches! I'm gonna be rich.

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