"i'm wearing a man-thong right now"

[raspberryfart]

my dad recently got a message on his cell phone from a kind, middle-aged black woman. it went something like this

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[anonymous]

dear allie
i'm excited for our date
oops i mean plans
tomorrow.
love
jewesskori

[pajamasforlife]

miracle of miracles, your hair is on fi-ahhh!!

man thong man thong man thong

[raspberryfart]

i have no idea what you are talking about, but i will reply to your comment anyway. hohoho.

[iamingwartoo]

thats no miracle. i planted that food their myself...to get back at you for that time you totally guessed what my familt ate for dinner. gosh, you tool.

(i'm still laughing)

[raspberryfart]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, i laughed when i read what you said, because it's true, i am a tool, and i did guess what your family ate for dinner that one time!!! and did you also plant the food that time a couple days ago when i had a completely brown lunch? if so, you're really starting to creep me out.