i've been neglecting my LJ/BJ ( Read more... )

what the fuck i can't sleep!

ok so whoever reads this, let's have plans. i don't want to do anything special, but say if you are, for example, doing chores, or reading a good book, invite me over, and i'll just sit there silently. or maybe you're having a git-together, just let me tag along and sing beautiful christian pre-marital intercourse

pooooooooooo.
p.

i don't really have anything in particular to write about. i cannot stop listening to damien rice, it is a disease. his songs make me so sad and happy. thank you closer. god bless. i have to swear off all junk food, i have not exercised in forever. that's a long time. somebody help me please. ploise. that is french for please.

it has been too long! i like livejournal because it is more private, and everyone knows how much i like privates. i'm sorry, that was innapropriate.

YES!!! I HAVE FINALLY COMPLETED THE HOMO-IZATION PROCESS OF MY LOYAL FELINE! GAY HANK IS NOW OFFICIALLY GAY! today i went to petco because the cat needed a toothbrush and toothpaste, and then i realized that both the dogg and catt needed new collars because they are fat. so i got my hot BLACK puppy a lovely purple collar with beautiful multi- ( Read more... )

this entry is dedicated to flan. i love flan, it is so good ( Read more... )

what's that? you want to know what i'm up to these days? well, ok, i'll tell you. it's going to be pretty boring and lengthy and stupid, but if you really want to know, then here you go. but i'm only doing this because you asked ( Read more... )

oh my gosholaolha~~~!!! i am the luckiest creature in the universe! AND GABRI AND RONNIE ARE AWESOME AND THE BEST FRIENDS EVER! so man, yo, this goes out to gabri and ronnie, my main peeps, because they are the reason that i am now a happy happy satisfied woman! because i saw ok go perform live! i loved this fabulous and brilliant band before, but ( Read more... )

my dad recently got a message on his cell phone from a kind, middle-aged black woman. it went something like this ( Read more... )

it's been a long time since i last updated. many things have happened in my eventful life. i been thinking. that i'm really tired. and hungry. all the time ( Read more... )