SO!

As you've probably all heard, Mr. Cardella, OUR Mr. Cardella, was on the dating show NEXT on Mtv.

Yes.

~whistles~

I have a shopping cart in my front yard. It's named Robby. Ringo Robby.

I've Got a Feeling:
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O_O

AUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

COUSIN...COMING...TOMORROW!

Must...CLEEEEEEEEEEEAN!

~cleans~

NOT CLEAN ENOUGH!

~cleans~

STILL NOT CLEAN ENOUGH!

~cleans~

~Hayley walks in~

Mother? What are you doing on my LJ?

~Mother looks guilty~

Mother: Oh...sorry... >_< MUST CLEEEEEEEEEEAN! ~runs off to clean ( Read more... )

I've noticed that, in the month of June, I am only allowed to update on Sundays and Thursdays by some force of divine will.

To appease the oracle that commands I do this, have an update, free of charge.

( To Laura, concerning George Harrison )

...until my dysfunctional ass self allows me to go through the pitiful motions of sleep, dream, and wake, it is not yet the 18th of June, WHICH, as you all know, is Father's Day and Paul McCartney's birthday and Ms. Wipff's birthday and the birthday of a small Chihuahua named Tiotihuacal.

Whoooooooo!

( Atento! Followed by saxaphone and whistles... )

Laura and Clark have made their clean getaway from my house. We are only now beginning the recovery process. There is no food in my fridge worth eating (they spared the Dijon mustard, organic strawberry fruit spread, and baking soda), there are claw marks in the walls and drool marks on the pillowcases from rampant Beatley-fan-girl-ness ( Read more... )

OH MY GOD! There's a really weird abundence of semi-important news in my life, as opposed to the trivial almost coherent things that I normally post! I feel as though I should be a news anchor for the nation of Hayley ( Read more... )

Ok.

Toilet.

Blew up.

For no reason.

Friggin pissy toilet.

All of the plumbing in my house is now dead, at least until the morning.

Thank God I showered earlier, because the entire tub now has shrapnel in it because the toilet frickken exploded.

Deeeeeeeath. Well, it'll probably be fixed tomorrow, anyways ( Read more... )

^_^

I am eating cheese...

^_^

I NEED SOME CHEESE ( Read more... )

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