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other kids are more comical.
I just wanted everyone to experience the funny that is my friend, Wesley. This is taken from a myspace bulletin, where he was desperately seeking a new roommate. Enjoy!
did anyone ever hear that song my roomate wrote about misery and broken hearts and angst? not misery with kathy bates the other kind........
lord. i must be lucky then...... no wait, ( Read more... ) -
Its your birthday!
Horray, for I am 21! Today has been good and bad, but the good collected with the overall good that is me being 21 and actually legally able to drink (no more law breaking!) has significantly outweighed the bad ( Read more... ) -
Eye see whut you did thar.
I had a visit with the Optometrist this morning, since, you know. The whole glasses=sawdust thing ( Read more... ) -
How did you wake up this morning?
Here's how I woke up:
"KATIE HAVE YOU TAKEN BUSTER TO THE VET YET TODAY? KATIE YOUR GLASSES GOT RAN OVER AND THEY ARE SMASHED. HERE LET ME GIVE THEM TO YOU TO SHOW YOU THAT THEY GOT RAN OVER. HERE I'LL JUST PUT THEM ON YOUR HEAD SO WHEN YOU WAKE UP YOU CAN SEE FOR YOURSELF. HERE ARE THE SHATTERED REMAINS OF YOUR GLASSES THAT GOT RAN OVER. BUSTER ( Read more... ) -
ow.
I had a few drinks with my co-workers the other night, which led to an all out brawl to get my bosses keys from her so she wouldn't drive herself home. ( teaches me to drink with co workers. ) -
Lol, bees.
I always feel bad when I see a bee buzzing around outside and hitting into the window of my office. I want to be like, "hey. bee. there are no flowers in there. you need to relocate to that big green patch out there."
I've thought about catching them in my hands and showing them where to get their flowers and whatever else it is that bees want, ( Read more... ) -
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Why do old people drive Oldsmobiles?
Seriously... You're so old you have to get a car for old people?
When I'm old I'll be riding a Harley.
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boys dig the not-un-dead
Well, I realized I was so white I looked dead. And dead isnt really a turn on for the fellows. Unless they're weird, and I've done weird and its too......weird. So now I'm getting darker and sure as hell 3 guys have expressed their desire to hook up in as many days (do I look like a blowup doll to you?) so I know getting tan is working, if not in ( Read more... )