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D:
I have a stomach aaaaaache. I shouldn't have eaten chicken tonight. My body hates meat.
And I ate something's flesh.
D: ew ew ew.
now I remember why I don't eat this shit. -
My Luck = Bad.
Haha. Oh man, where do I begin with this one ( Read more... ) -
Oh, the horror
So this creepy as hell guy came in to my work yesterday (you know the kind, the ones with the rape-smile), and this is what happened:
Creepy guy: heeey.
Me: sup.
Creepy guy:I'm the fish guy! Do you like fish?
Me: (wtf?) I'm a vegetarian, sir.
Creepy Fish Guy: ooooh. are you the only one here?
Me: NO!
so I walk passed him into my bosses office, and he ( Read more... ) -
Go Me!
So I had a dream about this guy (again) last night. Usually these dreams end up with me going damnit this will never work irl. D: and its all very sad/humorous to me in the morning. But THIS time. This time it ended with me pushing him down a flight of stairs, then we were at a party suddenly and I threw a beer at his face, and then there was a ( Read more... ) -
Birthday!
Chelsys BD was successful. It came complete with *facecake* , molesting a pinata, and setting a cake on fire. Here let me show you this epic:
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Spelling is for geeks.
I just realized I've been spelling cord "chord", I think after those little vertibrate animals with the chord down their spine......notochords or natachords or something...that I had to learn about in Zoology. Granted, I didnt retain very much (as you can tell) but the stupid spelling of those little squiggly things has made a fool of me for the ( Read more... ) -
Heh..
I don't know why but I am drawn instantly to music that isnt in english ( Read more... ) -
To: Chelsy
I just hope that Chelsy somehow meanders her way to my page, and that she sees that I think she is a RAGING BITCH and that I hope MAGGOTS and WORMS and other long, wriggly PARISITES infest her body while she is asleep. To make sure that my hopes become a reality, I will be the one to do this. WHILE YOU SLEEP CHELSY.
WHILE YOU SLEEEEEEEEEEP -
SD cards are bullshit
I took tons of adorable photography-esque pictures with friends the other night. Hearts and stars made from hands and feet and all that. Wanted to take photoshop to them a little and upload them to my devart and make prints for those friends. One is having a birthday this week, and it would be great...
Except I cant find the usb cord to my camera to ( Read more... ) -
sheesh
I guess I learned my lesson about posting information I *think* might be something relevent before I actually find hard evidence.
apparently your opinion needs to be 100% agreeable with everyone elses first.
OH WELL.
such is life.