vague nausea....

[rasputinlives]

I had to watch a woman give birth today.

If I ever have kids they are coming from Russia, not my vagina.

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[throughthis]

*convulsing with laughter*
i love you!!!

[rasputinlives]

Could be from there too. But I don't really think location matters when you're adopting.

[bandvamp01]

Bwaahahahaha! Excellent.

I saw a video of that in high school biology. I think I bought my mom flowers that weekend o_o

I'm never having children, I'm having puppies. I'll be that crazy lady who pushes her puppies around in a stroller and dresses them up and gives them names like Sir Fluffington J. Snugglesworth III from Snoggletown. And I'll make those custom xmas cards with their picture on the front. ... I CAN'T WAIT!!

[enchantress88]

BECKY there are jewish people everywhere and whenever I see a cute kid with a yarmulke, I wish you were here.

[sauserful]

Russia?