I proclaim Matts parties to be entirely to bland for my tastes. That was like... a friendly get together. The number of people there is comparable to the number shits i take in a week. And what was this about hot girls? I saw maybe 2 attractive women there, and NONE that Willie wouldn't yell 'JAILBAIT' if I went for em. and im sick.... all in ( Read more... )

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulrasspudin goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Hamburger Patties.blackiechan Gives in to you rugged good looks! You get something sticky.concord511 Admits defeat at your awesome intellect! You smack him across the mouth.darkasylum Tries to seduce you! You escape with 3 nuclear missles and a lollipop.dr_shabazmo ( Read more... )

a rambunsious night was had this night. Willie and i beat up some boxes and went to McDonalds. On the way we passed Sullivan, and there was this incredibly attractive chica walking in all dressed for volleyball, so i decided that she had to be in highschool at LEAST. willie thought she was jailbait, and backed his theory with another theory ( Read more... )

Ask me 4 questions. Any four, no matter how personal, private or random, I have to answer them honestly. In turn, you have to post this message in your own journal.
:sigh: I guess I have to...

Let it be said ( Read more... )

It seems my most unworthy foes of Edina will not let lie. A new person has been added to the Flock. The Mailman. The Mailman comes in every morning, and always orders the same thing. Since he comes in so often, it has been ordained that he should receive a special discount. This discount is rung up as a coupon: Coupon 37. This is not a ( Read more... )

This is my first post in a very long time. We all know only something of monumental, biblical even, proportions could bring me back. And it is. Today at work something happened. Something that made me tremble to the very bone. It was not the repeated changing of orders after they had been rung up, it was not the people who were impatient when ( Read more... )

Best quote of the day: "Nick, are you wearing a bra?!" ~Willie

How to make a rasspudin
Ingredients:

5 parts pride

3 parts crazyiness

1 part beauty
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little emotion if desired!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Ya. Soooooooo much has happened since my last update, i dont even know where to start. i guess we'll start w/ graduating, thats always good. i graduated. moving on there are endless grad parties and wutnot to attend and i got a new watch and glasses at southdale, but the glasses broke tonite at a party when i wuz givin carolyn a hug, cheap ( Read more... )