I really have to applaud the marketing department at Best Foods.
No wonder more than half of America is overweight.
May I present the latest salute to gluttony: peanut butter in a tube.


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Excerpt from my handwritten diary
Wed. May 07, 2003 [10:39 a.m.]

How can someone so strong be so scared?. I actually thought of going back to him. I can't. Knowing nothing will ever come of it will make me miserable. I'll leave with nothing except the looming feeling that he won. I deserve so much more. I guess depravity is the key to salvation. ( Read more... )

Why does everything hurt ( Read more... )

"Thank you for calling Playstation Tech Support, this is Michelle, how may I assist you?"
[I hear a deep voice, male. My initial guess was late 20's, which was later confirmed by looking up his Playstation Underground profile.]
"Yeah, I have a Playstation 2 and it's not working." *famous line of the dayTM
"What's it doing?"
"Nothing."
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I had a minor case of deja vu this morning ( Read more... )

DAMNED WAYWARD FINGERS! ALWAYS HITTING THE CAPS LOck!I guess gluttony and indulgence were the themes of the week. I've been eating like it's going out of style and blowing money like a rock star. Hmph. As if I had it to spend. I was living that decadent lifestyle for a minute, folks, then saw my bank balance and snapped back into reality ( Read more... )

Hello, All.

I guess I haven't been updating much because I have nothing to bitch about {except administrative procedures at work, like that's a stray from the norm ( Read more... )

What I wanted for my birthday:

Dick
Money
Dick
More money
A golden dick covered with money
2 rounds of ammo for a .38 Special
Scented stationary
A leprechaun
A cd mix of my current fave songs
A copy of The Holographic Universe
A date
and
An autographed picture of Mark Paul Gosselaar


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They shipped off the guys in the reserve today.

S____ is in the reserve you know. I guess this is goodbye, at least for a good 6 months to a year.

A few of my other friends were in the reserve too, and the national guard.

Part of me is hoping they'll still show up to work tomorrow.
If not, you all have my heart.