It's getting colder lately. You all know what that means!

That's right! I have to start putting on weight for the winter.

Be scared, be very scared. You might want to lock up your pets and keep watch over small children.

Rosalie just got a new puppy. I must eat him.

Some days the decisions I face are so terribly difficult that I cannot handle them.

I am torn between sitting in one place ALL day long and not eating....or....having to move in order to eat. It's such a tough life. Someone bring me food, please!

***************************Oh, and I think that SOMEONE (Ro or Richie) should come outside and ( Read more... )

What is this "quiche" thing, and why have I never heard of it before? I found some in the dumpster behind Cup-A-Joe. Damn that was some good eatin'.

I have absolutely no self-discipline when it comes to food.

Today I was visited by lesbians. I almost ate a dog. I did eat some air.