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ratherbelegion

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Jun 24, 2008 14:17

( [private - off the network. Written in short-hand legion-report style. Addressed: GAIUS OCTAVIAN, sealed and signed ANTILLAR MAXIMUS] )

not in a legion camp, rome will be a republic aga-- wait what, crows and furies, needs moar pretty ladies, just missed the fight of the century, can have princeps, pretty fly for an aleran tribune, more of a cursor than a centurion, bit of a womanizer, the calderon is a bloody idiot

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browning_baby June 24 2008, 21:23:31 UTC

Try Lux.

It's a good place and I should know since I work there.

ratherbelegion June 24 2008, 21:27:42 UTC

Oh?

Well, unfortunately I'm more than a little lost. This place is a far cry from a Legion camp.

So now that begs the question - if I ask nicely, will you give me directions?

browning_baby June 24 2008, 21:28:29 UTC

Where are you at right now?

ratherbelegion June 24 2008, 21:31:34 UTC

Well, I'm standing approximately where the command tent should be for the First Aleran.

Instead, I see - flowers? Big, yellow things. You could dispatch a fury if you've no mind to come yourself.

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eternalnic June 24 2008, 21:23:50 UTC

Welcome to the city Tribune.

I am known here in the city as Nicodemus, though some time ago I was known as Priceps Nicodemus, I greet you.

[ooc: He was alive during the roman empire, what can I say, taking advantage of similiar timelines, ftw!]

ratherbelegion June 24 2008, 21:29:13 UTC

Thank you, sir.

Princeps, huh? Bloody Crows, they're falling out of the skies.

Am I right in thinking there's no Legion presence here, then?

eternalnic June 24 2008, 21:30:38 UTC

Not at all, unfortunately. Though it is nice to have an officer from one arrive. Might I ask the year and date you served legionnaire?

ratherbelegion June 24 2008, 21:35:40 UTC

... You gone and hit your head, man? I'd think it should be the same date, here.

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movedbymiller June 24 2008, 22:01:42 UTC

I agree with the previous Lux statement. I work there too. It'll get you drunk.

ratherbelegion June 24 2008, 22:03:45 UTC

Good and drunk is my aim for this evening, m'lady.

movedbymiller June 24 2008, 22:07:41 UTC

Well, that makes the two of us! You just turned up, huh?

ratherbelegion June 24 2008, 22:09:47 UTC

One minute I was heading for my Captain's command tent and the next I'm... standing in a very poetically correct field of flowers. So I'd assume that's a 'yes'.

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voice; tinyalbatross June 24 2008, 22:03:13 UTC

You're all wrong.

ratherbelegion June 24 2008, 22:05:13 UTC

Bloody crows--

... Wrong, is it?

voice; tinyalbatross June 24 2008, 22:13:00 UTC

They only bleed when you cut them open.

ratherbelegion June 24 2008, 22:16:20 UTC

... Watercraft, then?

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theredreaper June 24 2008, 22:33:05 UTC

New here?

[ ooc; MAX! HI! ♥♥♥ OMG I wish I had a Tavi for him right now ;_; ]

ratherbelegion June 24 2008, 22:37:38 UTC

I've been told as much, m'lady.

[ooc; ;_; SOON WE WILL KNOW MORE?]

theredreaper June 24 2008, 22:45:55 UTC

... I'm no lady. Catrina Arthur, welcome to the City.

ratherbelegion June 24 2008, 22:48:01 UTC

Well you are a woman, aren't you? And saying 'lady' is more polite than that. But I'll use your name, if you prefer.

You can call me Max. And it's a pleasure to meet you, Catrina.

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