The Rumors of my Death

[rattrap]

Earlier this week, a Jerry Conner from Princeton, WV was listed in the obituaries. As you've probably guessed by this point, I am not that Jerry Conner. The decedent was a cousin, double-digit times removed. For now, I am healthy and operational. Needless to say, this is one misunderstanding I am very glad to be able to clear up.

Comments

[murrday]

I'll say it again - we're very glad you're still here!

[epawtows]

But I thought you weren't supposed to become a zombie until *after* Tcon....

[dpawtows]

Somebody check his neck for bolts.