Well, if you looked at the user name before reading (which is always a good idea), I hope your reaction was ‘HOLY [Insert expletive here] Chris is actually updating’, though I’m quite sure it wasn’t like that. That is especially true, since I don’t think that two of my dear readers (Laura and Darryl) would insert the expletive. Anyways, I didn’t ( Read more... )

Death’s Hand: Well...I'm stumped right now. So maybe someone can give me some help. My girlfriend is really good when it comes to cuddling...but when I go to kiss her she freezes up. It's not that she doesn't like me. I know she does but she's so freaking nervous when it comes to kissing! I've pecked her a ton of times now but she still freezes up ( Read more... )

Contrary to rumors that didn't actually exist, I am still alive, and kicking... rarely.

Here, have an odd (but funny movie:

http://www.devilducky.com/media/5405/

Well, if college/school becomes to stressful for any of you, and you feel like you need a Chris hug (You know, that thing you have no idea how it is, since I never actually hug people), I have a solution. Hug the Teddy Bear Chris.


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I have returned from the edges of the internet with gifts. Gifts that are funny cat videos ( Read more... )

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060728/od_nm/jehovah_dc;_ylt=Ahz4fCxlQuRLr2GtiWOqdnEZ.3QA;_ylu=X3oDMTA3NW1oMDRpBHNlYwM3NTc-

It is things like this that make me glad I live in America.

I now know what happens when Ceiling Cat makes his appearance in AIM conversations... People look at me weird.

ytrovarkahc (10:46:32 PM): hey
Ratwar100 (10:47:44 PM): hello
ytrovarkahc (10:47:53 PM): what's up
Ratwar100 (10:48:07 PM): Ceiling Cat...
ytrovarkahc (10:48:15 PM): haha
ytrovarkahc (10:48:25 PM): pfft i don't wanna know
Ratwar100 (10:48: ( Read more... )

I have weird internet friends... Ones that show me stuff like this:


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http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/

Our sons and daughters will read about the time when 11 million dogs died...

So, I get to send off my laptop in the near future to HP, so they can fix it. Of course, I've battled with the Indian Arm(support) of HP for about a month before this happened. Now let's review their a few of their stupid mistakes:

Chat session last night:Support ( Read more... )