Help!

[raugiel]

I've burned myself (metaphorically).

Everyone post your most helpful advice as comments to this entry (that's right, without knowing what my problem is. It's more fun this way).

If I make it out unscathed, there will be prizes.

Raugiel
~"He will win for sure."

Comments

[msandromeda]

cover yourself in an antiseptic goo, quickly!

[cerberusrising]

A revolver can solve every issue known to man.

[shifd]

Get your ass to China and find a Taoist wizard in a cave of some lonely mountain. Convince him to teach you his herbal remedy for ::~~~~~~::

Learn some taichi. Eat some grapes. Think about the Tao.

[shifd]

And stop eating all animal products. Start reading the China Study by T. Colin Campbell.