He's staring at me from behind the bars. Skeletal. Bug eyes and a hydrocephalic cranium...like an alien but about six feet tall. His friend in the tunnel..the bloody one floating in a pool of water...he's anatomically correct. For a eunuch. The sizeable mushroom's complemented by the lack of testicles ( Read more... )

"Rike a li-sto Cowboy! li-di mai got when hi on a star-spankuh rodeo ( Read more... )

On the ferris wheel, I suddenly realised I've developed a fear of heights. I've had one all along really, but I never really acknowledged that I've had a fear of heights until the past couple years ( Read more... )

Went and saw a Thai dance performance last night. Set in a Japanese garden on a small platform with seats for about 8 people on each side. One-man avant-gardish show called "The Sacrifice of Phya Chattan". (Well there were about 6 musicians or narrators around the platform too, but only one guy dancing ( Read more... )

Went to Hua Hin, a sea town on the Gulf of Thailand, to escape for my 3-day weekend. Went to the top of Rock-Steel-Fire Mountain to gaze at the world and stare out at the sea. Had an orgy at sunrise at the beach. Wandered the town and ogled Scandinavians.

King Hippo is drunken Xanaxed hippies swirling and twirling and whirling like dervishes to the sound of a steel drum band on a hot summer night when the moon reflects on the water and little elven creatures crawl out from the waves and yell, "Hey, does anyone know where the proofreader went ( Read more... )

My penis is missing ( Read more... )

Think steel. Rock hard. Solid. Chiseled shoulders. Arms like giant pythons ( Read more... )

Kriss Kross is gonna make you jump ( Read more... )

"Old McDonald had a farm", bellows a portly British(?) man, late 40s, singing like he's on his 17th beer ( Read more... )