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Freezing
I'm officially acclimated ( Read more... ) -
A Perfect 10
Just curious if anyone else has a rating system. I have a little game or habit of, sometimes when I'm walking down the street), rating people on a fuckability score of 1 to 4. A 3 means "yes". A 4 is an emphatic "YES!". A 2 means "under normal circumstance no, but they might be attractive enough to qualify if I was drunk and horny". A 1 means "no ( Read more... ) -
Words
I'm wondering how often people think in language. I think sometimes people must think in words and sometimes they think in thoughts without ever verbalizing, or silently languagizing it ( Read more... ) -
When It Hit Me
So I'm on my lunch break and I go to the bookstore to pick up some pleasure reading. I end up buying a book on interpreting Thai temple murals because the subject sounds completely fascinating ( Read more... ) -
McSession
I've developed a (possibly short-lived) obsession with McDonald's jeans ( Read more... ) -
Hymen Restoration
My friend (American) told me that his sister has booked herself for a breast lift to reverse the effects of breastfeeding two kids. He told her that she should have come to Bangkok because you can get high quality medical care so cheaply here...especially plastic surgery ( Read more... ) -
What's up doc?
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Typhoon Destroys Hamptons
3 September -- A massive typhoon caused widespread destruction in the Hamptons. Hundreds of residents were stranded for up to three hours, while they awaited the arrival of 10,000 troops who were immediately deployed ( Read more... ) -
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Sex
Why Giant Tortoises Need GPS ( Read more... ) -
Sailor's Life for Me
I cling to the metal railing with my left hand. My right hand holds a death grip on the metal ladder. The heavy wooden bench behind me jumps up and slams back down again six inches away. Saltwater splashes into my face as I puke the morning's mango into the Indian Ocean ( Read more... )