I'm in the Middle East. United Arab Emirates. More specifically Dubai. In the airport to be precise. In the restroom, on the toilet ( Read more... )

So I've been globetrotting for a while so I haven't posted, but I've been jotting down notes about things that I thought were interesting and I'm gonna post them randomly whenever I feel like it, so we're gonna go through a momentary time warp for a week or so, and it will be like watching a video or something because everything you read happened a ( Read more... )

OH MY FUCKING MALDIVES ( Read more... )

Atop Sigiriya Rock. I'm perched on the ramparts of an ancient fortress-palace rising 200 metres above the earth. Shadows of clouds roam across the fields of green below. The landscapes looks like plains, but the green is in fact the top of a dense jungle canopy, with the ground somewhere invisible below.

Red earth, dry and dusty, blows into my eyes ( Read more... )

By the water's edge, Kandalama Lake. Supernatural. Dozens of wizardly tree trunks, bare of leaves, emerge black from the water like a skeletal forest. Mountains rise in the background. One long ridge on the left, and on the right, a perfect triangle topped by a sharp apex ( Read more... )

USED BODY PARTS ( Read more... )

Soul-felt music. Songs of need. The pains of broken relationships and broken homes in broken down-and-out neighborhoods and towns. Beluga caviar under Swarovski crystal ( Read more... )

A massive storm. The minute I left the office today it starting raining, then flooding. Rain fell sideways. I have to buy a new umbrella because the fucking wind ripped a piece of mine off. I'm drenched to the core..well at least to my boxers ( Read more... )

I love prostitutes. Not in any sexual way. I just think the world would be a much worse place without them. I love them for their personalities, their fashion sense, their crassness, and the way they can get away with screaming obscenities in public ( Read more... )

Announcing ( Read more... )