I feel like a have to fabricate my life for this LJ. Which is completely untrue because everything I say happened, but I feel like it does not at all reflect what really goes on in my life ( Read more... )

FUCKING HOT! It's searing like a sucker outside. (and no, I don't know what a seersucker is).

The weather is phenomenally hot, India-hot. I'm going to burst into flames.

(BTW...Thanks to my insatiable curiousity, I now know what seersucker is. Apparently I have a seersucker shirt hanging up in my closet).

More evil from the "evil website" under the Conversation Starters section:

I heard a commercial on the radio about always being prepared by having condoms. Do you or your friends think that condoms really make sex safe?

This website makes me incredibly pissed off. ( www.4parents.gov ) It's supposed to be an American government Sex Ed website for parents but it should be called "Sex is EVIL, Condoms work for shit, You're going to hell, and if you think about sex your genitals will fall off so go be productive in an afterschool program ( Read more... )

Baby Elephant's Arse. I'm officially a Bangkoker.  Yesterday I had just gotten off the sky train and was walking down the street towards my apartment.  There was a baby elephant ass in front of my face, and I didn't even notice anything was odd until I heard an American woman making a call on her cell phone.  She was like, "There's a baby elephant ( Read more... )

I'm tragically sober. Not just at this moment. For about three years now. For those who haven't seen me in a while, they might be surprised ( Read more... )

These ridiculous rubber bracelets have hit the streets of Bangkok. The girl sitting in my cube at work is wearing one now. There's people selling them on all the sidewalks...but at like 5 to 10 times the price of America ( Read more... )

Today's Topic ( Read more... )

I'm a corporate whore ( Read more... )

I just finished my Jesus story. Now I'm going to submit it and hopefully this magazine will publish it ( Read more... )