JUST WHAT IT SAYS I AM LOST AND STUCK WITH ONE FOOT IN THIS WORLD AND ONE FOOT IN THE OTHER WORLD pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh WTF !!

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So I have this friend who has a chicken but I'm not talking. About a regular chicken this is a big bird....no wings and a huge gobbler I mean that shits mean looking....so anyway back to my story.so I was shoveling shit like I normally do I came across a magic turd. Now just because it was shit it was so beautyfull, I mean honestly if you played ( Read more... )

yo wuzz haapnin!? this is this is this is!!! a story of the young and restless. Gangsta, G'd up from the feet up. story of Jakk tha Rippa Nigga. hahahahHa Wat up hajajajajajajaja its me snitches and yes snitches get stitches yA diggggg Ajd hehe WE GLOBaL!!!!!!! WE the BEsT!!!!!!! anywho one day i was playin wit my nine thinkin the safety was on i ( Read more... )

So yes yes here we are still however we arent here for a story :( we are here on a serious note so i have this friend who likes fish cock everywhere on his body. why god must he love fish cock... idk what to do and if that wasnt bad enough he removed his ribcage so he can suck his fish covered cock wow thats amazingly fuckedup somebody call epa ( Read more... )

so here we are chilling with vikings and war lords so they want to feast on the poor and fuck the weak ......but lil did they know the weak where acually jewish mexicans........ dum dum dum ..... and out of nowhere cAme the magical cockerspanil to save the day. Eat your heart out wonder dog. heh heh heh. So anyway the magical cockerspanail whipz ( Read more... )

so i know thiS light skinned brothAaa. he is the whitest person i know. i mean he raps about mc donalds and budweiser. here is just a lil Sample of what his rap exiles: Im just the whitest raper once i shoot im just the wraith of faster ( Read more... )

In 1969,king taco,mexicans ( Read more... )

Can't text from a cell phone

So as myself  Clark and my friend Tayna we took a 9 hour car ride to excuee the pincess from almsost certain danger from king koopa after a serious battle. So anyway it all started as we left at 11:30pm and we drove all the way from Mario ville and we went to cherrhill and got lost ...... after bad directions from 2 people . the 1st person could ( Read more... )