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the pink pants
So as I wokeup this morning I relized that somebody took my pair of pink pants and my white tank top that I loathed so much and yet I can`t get enough of that pink pants they are the color of my font color .... pants.... color... pink ....... cuz pink is my favorite color....... pink on the lips of your lover .... i want want to wrap you in ( Read more... ) -
cream puff danish doughnut
so I wokeup brushed my teeth then i jumped into my pinto and drove all the way to wawa and when i got there i found my favorite thing ever which was my cream puff danish doughnut and let me tell you yummmmmm it was perfect like always nice and creamy on the inside it slide down my throat like water it tasted to good all i could do is jerk off ( Read more... ) -
why am I the last man on earth
If I was the last man on earth would you fuck me 1st or would you just fuck yourself ......... -
how i killed jesus
where to begin it all took place back in the day when we had to walk to school in 5 feet of snow in paper shoes and a duffle bag full of holy water and we all carried around a bible and once we got to school we all sat around in a circle and prayed for redempetion that never came and still never came but soon it will and once it does we will all ( Read more... ) -
why does nobody date me
I have a golden personality but i am nobody type and I just dont get it ... I do nothing wrong at all why must I be so different and why can nobody want to be with me ........ damnit ........ fucking A ............ shitbag.......... ughhhhhh ......... this makes me feel like shit and I just dont get why nobody wants to be with me ....fuck man that -
Cat Scratch Fever
So I got scratched by the cats and now I feel myself turning into a cat and I cant help but to drink water and lick myself and eat catfood and it feels so good .......... OMG, WTF,... I got nails and now i can scratch you and give you a cut and turn you into a cat.... like cat man do ...... What now I am smelling other cats asses and it ( Read more... ) -
I know
IS IT your friends finger ?
YES ....... TELL him what he won bob ..... you just won a free condom
OK thanks for playing Ryan games inc. -
I Spy something RED
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CAT FOOD ANYONE ?
I Am going to chop the cats into a million pieces and serve them to my pet T-rex ... his name is RARRRR thats short for RARRRRRRRRRRR he is gay so dont get to close or he will fuck you in your ass and rape you if you like it or not , I mean like seriously how are you not going to get raped by a T-rex even if you didnt want to .... it would just ( Read more... ) -
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
So as I was walking down to the store today .... I came across a Bear ......... yea a real bear like the ones you see at the zoo where they say not to pet it and you do it anyways cuz you like the feel of their fur and when they bite you ... it feels so good all you can do is cry........but I dont cry I just laugh cuz when im in pain all i can do ( Read more... )