That's right, we're commin atcha live from my new MAC MINI ( Read more... )

Reese's Fastbreak is the best candybar ever created by humans or any other sentient race. Ever. In the face.

A new artform is emerging the world over, but there's a science to it, as to many things, so it's a scientific artform. It's a sartform ( Read more... )

When I'm alone in here, I get a little scared and kind of sad, especially when I'm really not. This is not normal ( Read more... )

Totally nailed it! Within six seconds of the end of Christmas. Boo-yah ( Read more... )

I love holiday food. My mom has been up since five making the following ( Read more... )

So ... someone (SOMEONE SOMEONE SOMEONE) just called me a "Yenta" and I thought it was a type of bean. I have the cultural knowledge of a trailer-park slug. At this rate, I'll lose my monocle license before New Year's, and then my wonderful new burgandy robe will just look silly. Potential resolution #1: Like, read some of them books and such. ( Read more... )

So, apparently, there is a great kawsmik balance to everything.

I was a dick to Alex tonight/ yesterday, so now my computer is being a dick to me at a very inconvenient time.

So, apparently, this is how the great machine comes rollin 'round.

Turn Karm-o-matic, turn.

... personally, I still think I'm getting off pretty easy on this one

So yeah ... I'm all for people liking Corpse Bride if they want. However, I'm afraid I'm not one of those people at all. Having nothing to do, and in an act of total desperation, I paid cab fare out to Sycamore Mall and back to see it, plus the usual ridiculuous ticket price and was most disappointed ( Read more... )

Man, I hate it when I'm in a sour/sad/angry/poor/overwhelmed mood and all my iPod will fuckin play is sad/angry/angst-ridden rock. Granted, that's the bulk of my music library, which may be my whole problem, but goddammit, Gerald I don't need your shit too.

ugh