the honeymoon is over ( Read more... )

yo, my name is meat lasagna, but my friends all call me whore ( Read more... )

LATOYA: blah blah... like Bonanza!

KARL: so who gets to be Hoss?

LATOYA: that's crazy!! i just said bonanza!!! wait... did i say that out loud?

.....?

Q: how do you get a tricerotops to come out of the closet??

A: look! shrimpie's got a ten gallon hat!! weeee!

beat me up, beat me down.
mess me up beyond all recognition.
for what it's worth, i'd do it again.
with no consequence, i will do it again.

hard up.
so hunt me down.

i can't wait for you to fuck me up.

-poW!-

"she's got this empty, burned out, soulless look. you know... like an ice-cream man ( Read more... )

So today tv told me that supernerds created the worlds smallest robot. 60 micrometers! It can move like a little inchworm and it's soooo small! (HOW SMALL IS IT!?) Well, it's so small 200 of them can dance on a single M&M! Plain! Ha ha! Seriously small, folks! It's so small it can hide behind a human hair! We're talking small! Ha! So small that ( Read more... )

Isis veiled ( Read more... )

okay, so it's a quarter past 6 in the am ( Read more... )

"when there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth." - dawn of the dead ( Read more... )

enveloped in a sentiment, a sound that rushes over me ( Read more... )