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the day after tomorrow, i am going to the beach ( Read more... )

got answers for everyone ( Read more... )

okay, so first and foremost, there are a few people i need to apologize to ( Read more... )

god... i don't know what to do ( Read more... )

when "i love you baby",
i mean it more than just
the whole world...

...

wearing his pants makes me feel so small...

i think i'll go lay down and watch him sleep for a while.

enjoy yer waffles.

i hadn't said one word ( Read more... )

"lay my hands on heaven and the sun and the moon and the stars ( Read more... )

a promise carved in stone,
deeper than the sea.
sever flesh and bone
and offer it to me...

it comes down to this,
your kiss,
your fist...

i have found you can find happiness in slavery.

.....

(i need a job. desperately.
i need to get my new vehicle mobile.
and i'll be 21 this month, only...
i feel more like 80.)

shit on me.

shoot myself to love you...
if i loved myself i'd be shooting you.