man I don't even NEED THIS anymore! I'm changing my password to something I won't know and no one will know and I won't write in this again. From now on any complaining will be done to real people and notebooks and phones and instant messenger. BUT THAT'S IT! blow me hard, so that I may travel far.

Well the brave and famous Matthew Gregory Woodruff stopped by my little corner of the city just now. He makes me think ( Read more... )

I just realized that half of the reason I want to clean up my room and house is so that I can date people that are very different from myself and see if I can stand them. That's oversimplified but... it kind of makes sense. Not that it's a good idea ( Read more... )

So after a trip a third of the way across the country, several weeks of sitting around watching the Sopranos and Doctor Who on tape, and one weekend of fried shrimp and vanilla rum, I have officially arrived in "Margaritaville." We'll see who rots first.

It's the fourth of july! I'm going to go CRAZAY and kill HOMELESS PEOPLE!!! Come join me! I'll be in "SAN FRANCISCO, CA!"

I think my life might be much improved if I were to take up zoology. I could spend all my day mixing strange things for animals to eat, and then patting the fellows on the back as they down the inedible edibles. Also I could stroll about the zoo on my lunch break asking tourists if they knew where the primate house was, only to cackle at them and ( Read more... )

I want to make more sense. or alternately, I would like to find twenty dollars in the pocket of a jacket i haven't worn in a while.

I keep getting stuck in these spots like this ( Read more... )

James Dean is hilarious, and the idea of him still being alive now and playing someone's drunken uncle is awesome. What kind of movies would James Dean have made in the eighties? Would he ever have been in a cowboy movie? Would he play someone's grandpa? Would he be in bad comedies ( Read more... )

YOU can't help it! You start thinking terrible lonely thoughts simply because you're out of school and you don't have a job and you feel like watching movies all day every day might be a waste of time or somehow damaging to your sense of self... who are you if you spend all your time watching other people who don't even exist solving problems ( Read more... )