So I was just bored, talking with 'smarterchild' on AIM. For those that don't know, smarterchild is a bot with automated responses. It's supposed to be sort of an encyclopedia, to help with homework and whatnot... But since I discovered it some years ago, all I've done is abused it for cheap laughs. Here's our latest conversation, verbatim ( Read more... )

and back into the depths of depression and self-loathing we goooo..............................................................................................................................................................................................weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ( Read more... )

For real. This has aged me ( Read more... )

I can't stand to be here another day. Terrible things happened tonight. When is this nightmare going to end? The heat is making me feel weak. I'm in a dark place today. I'm regressing into a self-pitiful, dependent state, and I don't feel like I can handle the practical running of my own life. I don't like to feel that way and I want to get out of ( Read more... )

Okay. So pornography caters first to men, then GAY men, THEN women ( Read more... )

Okay, first of all, tell me WHY a movie about somebody getting accidentally impregnated by someone on their first date is FUNNY? Am I the only one who fails to see the humor in that concept? "Oh, haha, it's funny because he's really dumb and gross and she's hot! And he got her pregnant! Oh, the mirth!" No. That's MORTIFYING. Not funny. I had a ( Read more... )

Today at parking I had the tremendous urge to sing this over the radio: (to the tune of 'Lollipop') Handi-cap! Handi-cap! Oo, handi-handi-cap ( Read more... )

Q : Have you kissed someone in the last 2 months ( Read more... )

Circa last August/September ( Read more... )

1. I am no longer a teen. You're all a bunch of children. XD ( Read more... )