Alrite my turn!! MY TURN!! YAY!! So the show on Saturday! Particular the six man since that is the HOT TOPIC!!! When I was drunk earlier that day stumbling around and found out these guys were having a match I knew it was going to be good and a spotfest. You say but RAY your not psycic I say I know but I know all the people in the ring and I know ( Read more... )

Two drunks are standing around talking ( Read more... )

You know I'm tired of hearing about the clap drive!! I am starting a new drive the goneaherpelsyphilaids drive. Our sign will be scratching your nuts from a standing position and then followed by rolling around on the floor saying, "IT BURNS!!!!" Who's in??

So it's me and em's 2 year anniversary today. Yay ( Read more... )

So I have a huge bruise on my ass well not my ass but where my leg meets my ass ( Read more... )

WANNA GO TO THE BAHAMAS READ FURTHER ( Read more... )

So here I am finally home from work....great right? Nope here I am home from work and fucking sick. Goddamn sinus are so stuffed up. I would go tear down the ring but my body is physically weak right now. I am just going to stay home and go to bed early that way I can wake up fully rested and help put up the ring ( Read more... )

So I was watching Wrestlemania 7 last night on my ALL BRAND NEW WWE 24/7. OH YEA!!! And man they finished with some wierd stuff. The Brain, The Mouth. The Eyes, The Nose, The Hair musta been in the WCW. That was lame I apoligize. The Hair though thats not bad. Maybe in a couple of years when mine falls out I can be known as that. Ray "the Hair" Hez ( Read more... )

Maybe you heard this one but I don't care ( Read more... )

The pinnacle of partiness is being reached. Party Boys are all over Illinois. Especially at Six Flags. Every where I go people are wear Party Boy shorts. Im going to start wanting royalties now for this.