It is somewhat challenging to make posts here that aren't all "dear-diary-today-i-jerked-off-and-wasted-my-life-because-that's-what-its-there-for" kinda posts.  It is also somewhat challenging to write a sentence using the dash key instead of the space bar.  How well I am programmed.  Key vs. bar.  FIGHT!   See, I kinda don't want to share my ( Read more... )

Where to begin, after such a long time.  More or less the same place.  We don't change as much as we'd like to think, do we?  I'm drinking a rum and coke, very strong.  My knuckles are losing their redness, and I must remember to apologize to the Styrofoam wall in my cold room.  I suddenly want to go for coffee with everyone I've ever known, ( Read more... )

That really fell apart at the end there.  Better make up for that as best I can in the near future.  A bumper crop of Racoons.

Tonight I found myself missing the taste of vomit. We have an idea for a movie. I just have to perfect an allegory for the absurdity of every day life, and perhaps work in some microcosms and metaphors. It's a fledgling idea at this point.

vicious
and viscous
and such
barf
but yah
love eh?
what a thing
i dare say
i love
love

Sorry for the skunkeness.

I am the personification of all that is our species. I feel, understand, and sympathize for every one of us, and my piss smells particularly strong today.

Why would you name a CD burning program Nero? Oh wait, I get it. It's funny when you think about it. Nero burned things, namely the city of Rome and Christian people. Y'know, it's funny that Spacehog are the band that really made me appreciate music as art. It's a shame that so many writers we looked at in my Aesthetics class didn't talk about ( Read more... )

This post is longer than most of the essays I've done this year. Also, the movie discussed later called Munich opens sooner than I thought. Does anyone want to go see it with me on the 23rd? It may entail an adventure downtown. Eh ( Read more... )

So since my last post several hours, I've been thinking about what path I want my life to take. And I think I've decided on devoting my life to Martial Arts. After reading some facts about Chuck Norris, and looking through some pictures of this guy, I really think there could not be a better journey to embark upon. Fuckin' Norris, Ali, Lee, and ( Read more... )