"Hmmm...that's never happened before...." Not exactly something you want to hear as your dentist pulls the drill away from your wisdom tooth being removed. "How did that happen?" asked the nurse. "Maybe I bumped into a switch or something." suggested the dentist. I began smelling the most horrible burning smell I've ever smelled in my life and I ( Read more... )

college provides me with all sorts of material to write about. the people, the places, the alchohol. being home is great. it's relaxing and i'm surrounded by the people i've known all my life. but it doesn't make for frequent journal entries. so i'm gonna do the best i can ( Read more... )

RedFlashRunner: im drunk ( Read more... )

I put 3 links to my webshots page in my past two journals. It's like a picture book now. Hopefully all future journals will contain these links.

Joe and Steve giggle all the way down the hallway as we carry our 12 packs of Bud right out in the open with no one to stop us. "I can't believe it." Steve says, as visions of security guards and strict RAs come flashing back from his strict Sacred Heart past. "This would just be a waste of alchohol at my college." says Joe. "They would make us ( Read more... )

When you're writing a journal entry the body of the entry is entitled "Event:". It should be called, "Oh god what the hell did you do now, RJ?" It was a good week for drunken RJ. He got to come out alot and wreak havoc on the world. Last monday I invented a drinking game by myself where everytime something cool happened in terminator 2, I would ( Read more... )

Sideliner7D: i also jumped through a coffee table last night too
RedFlashRunner: through a cofee table?
RedFlashRunner: you broke it?
Sideliner7D: yeah
Sideliner7D: it was a crappy one
Sideliner7D: at the rugby house
RedFlashRunner: it's official, you are so chris farley in tommy boy
Sideliner7D: sigh

there was nothing here...shutup...

You all remember my late night escapade with the seinfeld tape and the water at the beginning of first semester? Well I recently learned that what keeps you from walking around and talking when you're dreaming is the secretion of a hormone that temporarily paralyzes all your muscles. Sleep walking is the result of a failure to excrete these ( Read more... )

RedFlashRunner: hey ( Read more... )