Well, the sonogram is negative. For what?! A fetus? Cancer? Michael Jackson's nose? I mean, seriously. What did you even look for? And you have nothing else you can tell me but that? Call back in the morning? Are you fucking joking? I'm sitting here, as I have been since Friday, trying not to have a complete breakdown, and the best you can do is ( Read more... )

Since I had to see this, you do, too. It is technically safe for work, but anyone who appreciates English might end up vomiting in a projectile fashion.

http://failbooking.com/2010/02/20/funny-facebook-fails-steven-ftw/

And thus I write the following open letter to the youth of the English speaking world.
Dear Younglings,
After nearly 23 years on this ( Read more... )

When you've been on birth control for several months to a year, it's expected that, provided you take it daily, there will be no bleeding except when you're on the inactive pills.  With my particular birth control, Seasonique, that means I should only have any bleeding once every 3  months, for about a week.  That particular week, for me, was ( Read more... )

Backstory!
I got all 4 of my rats (2 at a time) from a woman named Rachel who runs a small animal recue in Cheektowaga called Life Long Tails.  She recently noticed an ad on Craigslist stating that two guinea pigs and a rat were free to a good home. Cages and everything included.  That sounds like an invitation for snake food, so Rachel called a ( Read more... )

I just realized how much I hate being home alone. It's not that I'm scared, or any BS like that. But I become a giant lump. When Amber's here, I always seem to be active, or at least significantly more active than I have been. I have a list of things to do - mundane, boring things. Were Amber here, I guarantee they'd have been done yesterday. But ( Read more... )

Every day, I realize just a little more why I want to live 500 miles away.  Because I can't do anything right, even when I've done nothing wrong.  You tell me you don't want to go out because you're concerned about dad. I mention that he's going to do nothing but sleep, and you just shrug. So I find someone else to do something with, and then you ( Read more... )

Everything between my scalp and my palate is solid mucus.  I suddenly know how D'Argo felt in the Farscape episodes involving Zha'an's spores and the plant that attached itself to Moya. Sudafed is no longer working. Suggestions?

Ok, so I'm working on the opera for my theatre practice requirement, and if I didn't need the damn course to graduate, I'd have just dropped the damn thing weeks ago.

Let's start off with the fact that I'm only stuck running props because the girl who was assigned to it begged to have someone to help her.
Neither of us have ANY experience with ( Read more... )

I purchase the vast majority of my cosmetics from Ulta.com because they're inexpensive, they have a great selection, and you get free shit with every order.  It usually takes 4-5 days from order to doorstep. Imagine my surprise when I came home today to discover that an order I placed on the 18th was *still* not here.  An order I placed almost ( Read more... )

Dear everyone,
There is some unfounded bullshit going around about me. I'm not sure at this point exactly where it started, but I have a pretty reasonable idea.
There is a livejournal post from a few months back regarding friendships of mine that have since ended. In that post, I mention cheating whore. If read incorrectly, it may look as though I ( Read more... )