So, as most of you probably know, I use the top deck as my personal shooting/harpooning range. Those of you who hear the explosive gunfire, anyway... Between that and the gym, it just about cuts down on me wanting to strangle someone about twice a week ( Read more... )

Great... My inmate's basically Skeletor.

Gee, I'm such a lucky girl, deciding to stay on here.

Our collective powers of observation are clearly fucking amazing... Never does it cease to astound me how much everyone needs to fucking repeat the blindingly obvious.

Next one to write or speak about it gets their wrists or jaw broken.

Get on with what you're here for or I'm taking you on as my next assignment - and I don't care if you're ( Read more... )

So, it's coming up to that time, again... You know the one. Where someone feels the need to say it.

Let me make this clear in advance: Life would not be better if we had a flood, docked in port or got over-run with alien brain-sucking parasites. I don't care how bored you are. You want excitement in your life? I'll go beat the shit out of you in ( Read more... )

This is why we had Doctor Dolittle show up...? A warning?

'Cause, great... We had Mary Poppins at around the same time. I'm guessing that means we all get turned into little kids for the next one.

Again.

Most of you know me... A lot of you know I graduated my last, which means I'm stuck waiting around until I get another. Which, seriously, is fine by me. I'd much rather relax than get set up with a total dickhole and spend my days banging my head against a wall ( Read more... )

Looks like we can officially add Mary Poppins and Doctor Dolittle to our list of the Admiral's 'disappeared'...

Anyone else get a really ominous vibe about that?

Well, no outbreak of mutant hedgehogs or jellyfish rape... Whatever's going on, at least it's not up to our usual poor standards ( Read more... )

Hmmm... Not that I eat solids, but did anyone else catch a whiff of that pie, this morning?

'Cause I swear, it smelled just like kitten...

I do not, nor have I ever, felt an honest desire to be extra human.

Just putting that out there...

For the record.

In fucking engraved stone.