God, you people... Always complaining.

And sure, so do I, but we've got it pretty good, all things considered. We get to save lives, damn it. Human lives. Can't you appreciate that, for once? Just... Stand back and be thankful ( Read more... )

I've said it before and I'll say it again: This place would be a whole lot easier if people just applied common sense ( Read more... )

Congratulations on your new residence for God-knows-how-long.

Either you're aware of why you're here, in which case you're part of Team Warden. Or you don't, which means you're here to work through whatever cosmic mistake you made to end up here. It's like rehab, except on a spaceship ( Read more... )

Sounds like we just had another, uh... Team-building exercise.

And since these sort of things always give the rest of you a collective chip on the shoulder, I'm warning the rest of you in advance - do not use this as an excuse to abuse your warden/inmate/whatever. It will come around to kick you in the ass ( Read more... )

New intakes rarely fail to surprise me... Just when you think you've seen 'em all, y'know?

I'm fully expecting He-Man to turn up with Val Kilmer out of 'Top Gun' and hold the biggest gay orgy, ever.

This doesn't happen by next month and I'll be very disappointed, Admiral.

So, I'm going... It's meant to be temp, but if I don't instantly zap back where I left off, this message is going out so everyone here'll know my intentions.

But I need this. I've got what feels like at least five years of frustrated annoyance about this place and no outlet for it. Between that and certain... Recent events... I need this.

Bye.OK ( Read more... )

ADMIRAL, YOU RAT-FUCK ASSHOLE.

NEVER - AND I MEAN NEVER - PUT ME IN THAT SITUATION.

EVER.

You people should have killed me, not locked me up.

The only reason I'm staying a little while longer is because the SHIT-STAIN who replaced me let people take my stuff. Dangerous stuff. Blades and a crossbow and... I don't know why nobody took the guns or ( Read more... )

Rayne hardly ever makes video or audio posts to the network. With that in mind, however, her red hair, confrontational attitude and usual mode of dress usually make her stick out in the mess hall.

And the man with the Master-like beard addressing the camera is most definitely not her.

"Daughter... How fortunate you'll be given opportunity to see ( Read more... )

OK, so... This is locked to just us wardenly types. Nobody else can see what you reply to ( Read more... )

So, uh... I finally did it. I helped turn someone around.

For anyone who cares, send all congratulations to Adam Monroe. He's been here for, yeesh... Long as I can remember. I'm think I'm kind of in shock about it, actually. I guess sometimes this can work out ( Read more... )