Happy Birthday, girl. I wish you could sign on to AIM. I miss you.
And yeah, what Chris said to you, I think, was meant to hurt you. He couldn't just offer up that sort of info like screwing someone on their lawn after a divorce for nothing.
Does he not realize that sleeping around won't help him find a woman who will carry his lovechild?
Stupid men.
And Joe needs to be whapped upside the head with something. Something large and something heavy, preferably.
for your birthday you deserve 24 whacks. you get to go to the store and get a bat and then you get to hit things (or people) 24 times. use those 24 whacks wisely. if you use 23 on Joe then you only have one more to use on that annoying soda machine that ate your quarter. think carefully about how you use them
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And yeah, what Chris said to you, I think, was meant to hurt you. He couldn't just offer up that sort of info like screwing someone on their lawn after a divorce for nothing.
Does he not realize that sleeping around won't help him find a woman who will carry his lovechild?
Stupid men.
And Joe needs to be whapped upside the head with something. Something large and something heavy, preferably.
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He's just trying to make you upset so you'll go back to him. But you're stronger than that. And he doesn't realize it yet.
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