Things I am enjoying right now ( Read more... )

Oh boy am I mixed up in the head.

Also the heart. I'm mixed up all over the place.

I would just like to document the fact that yesterday, while walking in Williamsburg, Rachel and I got invited to a "pee-pee ceremony" by a (seemingly crazy) Hasidic Jewish man.

My mother just told me I look like a bag lady.

We posted a fake personal ad on Craigslist about an hour ago; within half an hour we had 10 responses.

Who sits on Craigslist at 12 AM looking for a girl to date?

I seem to attract creeps like flies to honey, yet I've been told by a few of these creepy people that I'm unapproachable. Well, yeah, of course I'm going to be unapproachable if you go out of your way to act like a creep ( Read more... )

So I'm no longer homeless, but it appears I've misplaced my cell phone. Hopefully this will be temporary, but in the meantime I'm practically glued to my computer and you all know many ways to get in touch with me onliiiine.

I have a pool at my disposal! Party!

OH MY GOD go see The Science of Sleep. I have the biggest crush on Gael Garcia Bernal.

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We used to have two cockatiels named Baby and Turkey, but Turkey died the other day and Baby is a nervous wreck.

It makes me sad.