They accost you, with little reason. They take the form of a nebulous interest--sometimes when you take a mental note about how physically vile this person it. Or how rude. Or how vice-ridden and undesirable ( Read more... )

So, I feel very much like I am still dating my ex. I haven't had one of those groovy, "I'm so single" epiphanies. I'd like to feel single. That was the purpose of the break up. But, alas, I still seem to be spending an inordinate amount of time with him. And he calls every day. And I feel guilty if I don't hang out with him at all available hours ( Read more... )

I need to escape. I need to grab a friend and run away to Tokyo or France for a few weeks. I need to look at closely-set architecture with an exquisite skyline. I need to listen to the hum of a foreign language that ISN'T Spanish. I need to feel cloistered in the strangeness of an unusual place ( Read more... )

Hooray for 19 years of Fonesian mischief!

And hooray for still having to work at 6 am on my birthday! Go Disney! Wooooooooooo!

My body has taken it upon itself to give me my once-a-year debilitating disease. Which would have been more tolerable if it hadn't been for the deep-tissue massage given by Percy, the Mormon host--because it broke me ( Read more... )

Working in Goofy's Kitchen on Christmas morning...not half as fun as people would have you believe ( Read more... )

The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves ( Read more... )

Answers to the Questions you've been asking Pluto since you were old enough to foolishly disbelieve in Santa ( Read more... )

ENG 200: 98% (A+)
HCOM 102: 94% (A)
HIST 110: 92% (A-)
CHEM 105: 95% (A)

Overall GPA = 3.92

Because I am most cool, most unrested, and most hungry. Room for improvement next year.

Hope everyone is done with finals and is out partying with the friends of their choice.

KISSES

ENG 200: 98%
H-COM 102: 94%

We're hoping that my overall GPA will reach the projected 3.75

Good news so far.