Dear Friends and Family(this includes you ( Read more... )

i and swimming in poetry and writing until my hands are sore. i painted for a little while and watching too many chick flicks. i am going to make lots of artwork because i have a feeling i will be rewarded with inspiration tonight...with or without friends. wish me luck, i am trying to be impressive.

home alone for the next 4 days. someone come over please.
first friday is tomorrow and i am off. someone come over and go with me please.
i cleaned my room and we could watch fern gully. (hint hint come over please)

golf pros and tennis hoes tomorrow. hooooollllllaaaaaaa
the studio wants my work up and we are having a show.
i got the fed ex job.
i am okay

i need to be kicked out of my apartment. because i am obviously not a big enough person to make a responsible decision and make my life so much better...i can't deal with the shit anymore. i am unhappy ( Read more... )

i was at the library today and there was this chinese man with a REAL HORN sticking out of his head. he looked like some strange monk from an enchanted cherry blossom forest ready to fight blind ninjas who spit poison. i am sure with all the medical advances today he could get that removed. i am so confused. that shit was so real. so weird ( Read more... )

so get this. keem told ben that i don't like him. and that i was being mean to him. hahahah get that! a gangsta whining about little ole ronica. him and ben are best friends forever and always and i am so jealous. so i purposely put extra sugar in the lemonade iced tea so ben wouldn't drink it. i felt bad and cooked him breakfast ( Read more... )

on sunday i was in the park and i saw a man on stilts singing elvis presley ( Read more... )

Hey chelisa e-briel-a! best friend of ages. soulmate without a penis. partner in hating the human race and bathing in all it's glory. where are you?

oh and traveler comes on next week. janeen, can we talk about that?!