i think it's a safe assumption to say that everybody's given up by now on there ever being anything else on this damn thing and has stopped checking it.

i'll see if there are any comments in like the next week.

Sooooo I've been here for a week, and I'm going to leave tonight. After I go through the de-acclimation program that they have set up at the airport to dethaw your bones, return your blood to a normal consistency, and return your heartbeat to above 15 beats per minute so you can function in a normal climate.

Here i have some pictures.


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Well, it's nearing the anniversay of the first time I saw Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings. I'm not sure how many people actually got to read the entire history of my interaction with Greg Coale, the acclaimed star (Tom Tit Tot) of Max Magician. In that it represents my first and only contact with a true celebrity, and because Mr. Coale's ( Read more... )

Friends, the regrettable day has come ( Read more... )

Because everybody's a little queer, according to Kinsey, and so you have to take into account that certain percentage of every Bush voter that really voted for Kerry because it wants to be able to marry - or at least form a civil union with - a tiny part of somebody else ( Read more... )

A hearty apology to all of my loyal and eternally patient fans for having taken such a long and indulgent sabbatical from what is ultimately my providentially-described duty to supply you, the teeming masses starving for e-sustenance, with information, insight, and enlightenment, not only into my life, but into the global human condition. I trust ( Read more... )

Going long periods of time without updating one's electronic-diary, even -- correction, especially -- one deeply rooted in sarcasm and contempt for one's peers caught up in the wave of e-expression can cause one to forget one's purpose in undertaking such a project, and may turn one into a blubbering, philosophical theologan. Beware of sudden ( Read more... )

Okay, so this isn't like me, especially not like my livejournal, but it's something i feel like sharing ( Read more... )

this constitutes an update. such obligatory updates must be completed approximately every week to keep the fan base satisfied, and coming back to see your personal, secret thoughts. if there are no updates for too long, they will stop checking. this is important. if they don't keep coming back to see your personal, secret thoughts, nobody will ( Read more... )

Hey buddy
It's been a long time
Since you went to college
Ten months approximately
I'm sure glad you're home
Now we'll get to hang out probably
I can't wait to do some stupid shit
And catch up on old times
How's everything going?

...Jesus-fucking-Christ I'm poetic.