I will boil before I simmer.
And bang before I whimper.

I'm a lexicon devil with a ( Read more... )

I'm having an "everything I touch, I break" kind of day. If you are a computer, peripheral, or stereo component, avoid me until tomorrow.

So I've perhaps mentioned a large debt ($2593.12, to be precise.) in my name to the phone company, incurred to me by the indiscretion of a former roommate, who disappeared without trace not long afterwards. It did a number on my credit, has prevented me from getting a phone in my name, or a cell-phone of anything but the pre-paid variety, and ( Read more... )

All 4 wisdom teeth down. Appendix and tonsils reamain.

hydrocodon-time.

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One night on my vacation last week, one of the entree' choices was a full lobster, in or out of the shell. I love lobster, but had never had one to myself before, so I figured I was about ready. So I ordered one, in the shell. When it arrive, before cracking it open and sucking out the contents (by the way, if you thought they wee ugly on the ( Read more... )

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( In the war v. loneliness, a losing battle. )

I've returned from my cruise. An illustrated "How I spent my week on and off the Floating Convalescent Home" to follow shortly. Not today, as I'm off to re-create The Oasis, a barbecue, hottub and poi-fest over at Ryan's ( Read more... )