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I am a sailor in the New Zealand Navy. My parents live in the suburb of Seatoun and one of my sisters, who lives in Palmerston North, is married to a guy from Liverpool, England ( Read more... )

Ok, it's back. Simply because I took an online test which actually turned out to be somewhat accurate.

JEEBUS SAYS IT'S A MIRACLE


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Today was a day of; sniping; sherbert dib-dabs, and Martin's cousin signing his name as "Mike Horseman."

I can't help but feel I should be writing interesting, insightful entries here. Essays on the world, short stories, poetry, anything - but that "creativity" bullshit always escapes me.

Instead, I'm going to sit here, with this band

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I stole it from Bec!

Answers on a hedgehog.

1. What is my name (first only)?
2. When/where/how did we meet?
3. Do I do drugs?
4. Do I believe in God?
5. One word to describe me:
6. How old am I?
7. Natural hair color?
8. Do I have any siblings, if yes how many?
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Beauty Kit, for little girls!

I managed to fuck my back up again, today. If only the beauty kit included breast reduction surgery. Utter fucking bastards.

Well, off to bed I go, smothered in "Deep Relief" and with a hot water bottle strapped to my lumbar region. Whine.

Taken from news.yahoo.com.

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