Um... Is there something special that humans do when they become adults? Some kind of ceremony or something?

Hey there, boyo.

...You again! [Sound of stomping footsteps.]

Hey hey hey! We're gonna leave you alone for a bit!

[Footsteps stop.] ...Really.

Yup. You're gonna get someone coming to you for lovin' soon, so our job's gonna do itself.

Who? What did you do!?

Nothing. But if you don't get it on the moment they show up, the next time we show up, ( Read more... )

Any men out there wanna have a fight? Someone else who fights with a sword'd be great, but I can do hand-to-hand too if you want. Anyone interested?

Hard to believe I've been here a year already. Sure doesn't feel like it.

I was an asshole yesterday Haku. I humbly apologize for my rudeness.

[He sounds completely exhausted ( Read more... )

Happy birthday Greg.

[Attached: Gift certificate to a store in Neon filled with 1920s stuff. He had no idea what to get Greg. XD]

I'll be back at the Hyperion in an hour or two. Sarasim? Lorne? I'm gonna sleep today and then I can get back to work tomorrow ( Read more... )

Hey, Lorne? Sarasim? I... need to take some time off. You okay with that?

Ladies, I know not all of you have a man in your life right now. It wouldn't be right for anyone to feel lonely tomorrow, so if any of you wanna spend time with someone on such a special day, I'd be happy to accompany you somewhere. Just gimme a call.