Parents visited this weekend. Here are some of our cheerful topics of conversation ( Read more... )

My birthday is this Sunday.

Present List:
- gold panning equipment
- spinning wheel
- mohair fibers
- natural dyes
- TENNIS BRACELET
- a nude caricature of me (for a reality check)
- kitten earrings
- gold chains
- silver chains
- Carmen: A Hip Hopera soundtrack (for relationship bonding and trust games)


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Sorry this image is so large. TOO BAD SO SAD.


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KENTUCKY DERBY

Mara and I will be in the Millionaire's Row. JK no $$$!

These are my top three picks that Mara is going to bet on for me. They can place in any order.

Quintons Gold Rush - Just because I love gold panning and the wild west.

St. Averil - Well, you know, me and Saints.

Imperialism - This horse has a 21 yr old FEMALE trainer. The ( Read more... )

I am going to ask for a spinning wheel for my birthday (05-09-1980).

I have some wool, some flax and was toying with the idea of shearing my main mouser, Downtown. I mean it is the summer and I don't know what business he's got with so much fluff when it's so hot out. I'll shear him and then spin the hair into yarn and then knit him a sweater of ( Read more... )

So I found my SECOND grey hair. The first one was funny, but this one was not. I'm pretending that it came out of the same fluke of a follicle. Also, actually a guy found it while we were on a date and he pulled it out for me. Hot or Not?

If you will please refer back to some Gnome facts you might notice some similarities that suggest that not ( Read more... )

I'm not sure, but I think my Sioux name in Lakhota translates to wizard poisoning a sleeping person.


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A Few Shout Outs by Megan Massey Southwell, Age 23

- Big ups to movies about Native American savages stealing a white woman only to have her fall in love with the hot, single chief-to-be. She also learns their Native American tongue.

- Give it up for Hex Reversal Charms, brother.

- Major props to war paint- Whasssaaaa Charlie Chaplin crewel ( Read more... )

Potential Band Names:

Sight Gag
Physical Humor
V not V (stands for vaudeville not ventriloquism)

Retort - a band that plays only response songs similar to 'No Pigeons' or that response song to Eamon's 'F*** It'

Jewelry and Fashion Rules By Megan Massey: - If you are wearing one earring you MUST wear it in the left earlobe unless you want people ( Read more... )

Megan Southwell & Jesus Christ

T-2
R-1
U-2
E-3

L-2
O-1
V-0
E-3

86%

I also did a quick true love calculation with my kryptonite. During the process I realized that I have no clue what his last name is so I GUESSED at the letters. We're 67% compatible. A bit lower than expected, honestly.

MEN ARE FROM MARS, WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS


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