Breaking Dawn - Ch. 7 - Unexpected

[kisuvampyr]

Book: Breaking Dawn
CHAPTER(S): Ch. 7.- Unexpected
Synopsis:Bella has another nightmare and wakes up to find that Edward has gone hunting, thats when her love affair with fried chicken starts, a short lived love affair since the chicken betrays her about 5 minutes later. Suddenly she's got food poisining and it takes a little blue box of tampons

Comments

I still refuse the logic

[kisuvampyr]

Loop hole or not, and putting aside the fact that I do like Nessie, I still think she did a horrible thing by letting a vampire father a baby. The way she explains it, " MEN STAY THE SAME TILL DEATH" umm DEATH, Edward is DEAD, not alive, deceased, the way she's used the loop hole well, then that means we can go out and have babies with a corpse, cause well, they are still the same, even if they are dead.

BRB DIGGING UP HOWARD HUGHES!

Other than that, I have to admit the little nudger made me go awww. But that could just be me wanting a kid.

Re: I still refuse the logic

[make_me_irish]

But his balls were frozen. It's like a vampire sperm bank, bb!

Re: I still refuse the logic

[kisuvampyr]

He's dead, no it is not.

As I said if this were true, I could go have babies with Howard Hughes AND Heath Ledger and I would be set for lyfe.

I REFUSE YOU MEYER! I REFUSE YOUR VAMPIRE LOGIC!

brb, going to the cemetery down the street and australia.

Re: I still refuse the logic

[make_me_irish]

Yes, but he was frozen in one state, not dead and rotting. So I still call his sperm was frozen and the bath water sea deafrosted it. LMFAO.

As I said if this were true, I could go have babies with Howard Hughes AND Heath Ledger and I would be set for lyfe.

You could if you were in a fantasy story where the stuff that happens and why it happens is your call. :p

[make_me_irish]

-Fried chicken

I had this on holiday.

-Bellas violent illness

The next day I was sick. Then I WAS sick, and I was fine.

I'm not pregnant though.

-Tampons

I thought that was hilarious - "PMS, bb?"

-Vampires having babies

HELL YES! As she said, It's fantasy. Vampires aren't real anyway so she was free to change them however she so pleased....like the sparkling and stuff nobody cares so much about in other books.

[kisuvampyr]

You SURE You arnt preggers?
Positive?

Maybe an incubis did it.

[make_me_irish]

My stomach is perfectly flat :D

No bbs for me.

[kisuvampyr]

maybe the bb is from IKEA and you have to put him together after he pops out.

Swedish Incubi did it.

Vampires=Incubus?

[sheeka54]

According to where SM got her info in "Vampires A to Z":
Incubus
Area from/nationality: unconfirmed - European. Without doubt one of the most famous forms of vampires, the male form of the Succubus, the Incubus used to visit women at night, make love to them and torment their dreams. It posses all the characteristic properties of the vampire, with nightly visits to its victims, draining of life and strength and extreme sexual desire. Like vampires found among Gypsy and Slavic communities it can father children.

Maybe it goes against the traditional vampiric lore but then the vampires in Twilight are kind of a contradictory lot, aren't they? Idk. Where can i find myself a vampire incubus?

[shadybrightside]

I think this the chapter that I decided that Bella was going loopy.

[catchester]

Fried chicken, YUM!!

Tampons... Smeyer finally admitted womne have a mensturl cycle!

Edwards shock, i was SO terrified she was going the whole fanfic route of Edward thinking she'd slept with someone else.

Taking the thing out was the only sensble option. Bella's devotion to the nudger, which should have scared the hell out of her for it's impssibility alone, was never explained adeqiately. As an older woman, i do understand how she might want it, but to decide it at 18, just minutes after she found out... Where's the teenage panic?

[sandra_cullen]

Tampons... Smeyer finally admitted womne have a mensturl cycle!

Yeah, I totally thought it too lol
I mean, Bella's a girl, she's supposed to have her period and she didn't thought anything about it in the past three books.