So. Still looking for my daughter. It would be really great if someone besides me could get on that ( Read more... )

*innocent smile* Hi all. I'm worried for my daughter and really need to know where she is? Can anybody help me out?

Please? It's...really important I find her. Quickly.

WHICH ONE OF YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS SWITCHED MY SALT AND SUGAR?

*seethes*

I've been working all afternoon on this spongecake and it's totally ruined!

You Are 92% Evil
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look at what I found in Neji's room! I can't believe my own nephew reads such filth!

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=_=. Just woke up and my head is killing me. I guess I had a few too many glasses of wine last night. Funny thing is, it's not just my head that aches, but my scalp is sore too. Almost like someone was pulling on my hair ( Read more... )

What a night! It's 2:00 am and I'm just now finishing up my work as Head of Magical Law Enforcement. We had some problems with vampires--anyways, I won't bore you all with the specifics. Honestly though, you'd think those people could take care of themselves for a night--I'm thoroughly exhuasted ;_ ( Read more... )

Professor Hatake, how many times do I have to tell you I'm not interested?

Leaving your man-panties on my doorstep doesn't help your case and just makes you look like a stalker.

*sigh* Sometime's it's hard being so distinguished and handsome.

After settling in yesterday and getting to meet some of the charming young people of this school--One who stood out in particular was a certain Kidoumaru who was so polite he came to my cottage to introduce himself! I was *ahem* taking care of some business so we didn't get to chat, but the note he left me was delightful, he seems to be good ( Read more... )

Kakashi I completed your adorable assignment. You know, Gai is inspiring me to relive my youth. He is..quite inspiring at least his huge penis is

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