I guess every wizard decided this would be a great week to break the law and make me have to throw them in jail. -_- honestly, I don't have time for these ministrey shennanigans when I have to prepare for my wedding with my beautiful fiancee. Speaking of which, I found a wedding dress I think you might like schnookums:

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What a terrible day. If I didn't have the love and support of my darling fiance I don't know how I'd make it through ;__;. First, I wake up and discover my beautiful home is RUINED. The floor is covered in futons and no other furniture. Then I find out that my daughter is obviously going through her terrible teens by her REFUSAL to accept my ( Read more... )

Wow, easter sure is a sentimental time--especially since this is the first Easter I've celebrated since dying ( Read more... )

OH MY GOD IRUKA DIED IN MY BED I AM SO TRAUMITIZED AND WE JUST HAD SEX A FEW DAYS AGO AND OH MY GOD.

I'm going to go to sleep for a long time. ON MY COUCH. THERE'S A DEAD PERSON ON MY BED!

So I woke up in Neji's bed this morning and he WAS CUDDLING WITH ME >/. It was so scarring ;__;. I hit him and he woke up and tried to kill me. No surprises there--he only spent most of last night trying to kill me ( Read more... )

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Hello everyone, I'd like to make an announcement!

Yuuhi Kurenai and I are now engaged! She's the woman I've always dreamed of--beautiful, ambitious, pureblood. This is the happiest I've ever been. I even gave her the Hyuuga engagement rings that have been past down for centuries that I pried off Neji's mom's cold, dead hand. See, aren't they ( Read more... )

So I'm back from Bulgaria and while I was there I found a very interesting book that has a spell I'll attempt to utilize in order to pacify my nephew make him not kill me o_oWhat kind of spell? Well it's a surprise! I'm sure you'll all be very impressed by immense skill and knowledge once you see the spell in it's completion ( Read more... )

Just because I killed Neji's family everyone thinks I'm some kind of bad guy! FINE I SEE HOW IT IS. I HATE YOU ALL TO. I'M LEAVING FOREVER BECAUSE EVERYTHING SUCKS.

I would just like to say that I support my nephews meme habit and think that Maito Gai is stupid for disagreeing.

I also think Maito Gai is a big jerk. and that he acts like an old man. and um yeah. is just stupid.

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