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many christmases ago, i went to buy a doll for my son. i reached for the last onone they had, but so did another man. as i rained blows upon him, i realized there had to be another way."
"what happened to the doll?"
"it was destroyed. but out of that a new holiday was born: a festivus for the rest of us!"
"that must have been some doll."
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Dear Ernie, John, & Ron:

Can you please try to get off of Cliff Lee's dick? Thanks.

Hugs & kisses,
Annie