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realbigguns

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Apr 25, 2007 19:24

It has come to my attention after falling victim to a trap set by a prepubescent sky pirate that small children are running around the school armed with very serious and dangerous weapons, which they lack the maturity and good decision-making skills to handle! Something should be done!

Mission: Locate and Disarm all targets using minimal violence! ( Read more... )

Comments 28

got_no_life April 26 2007, 00:48:22 UTC

Don't you enjoy games, dear police girl?

realbigguns April 26 2007, 01:04:18 UTC

I don't know what that's supposed to mean, but why do you look like a young girl? T_T

alcoholicmagic April 26 2007, 02:08:22 UTC

DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!

jacaranda_honey April 26 2007, 00:53:50 UTC

Need you any assistance?

got_no_life April 26 2007, 00:58:53 UTC

Oh, Police Girl is quite dependable. She may not even harm any of them.

realbigguns April 26 2007, 01:05:17 UTC

Gee, thanks for your faith in me, Master.

realbigguns April 26 2007, 01:01:02 UTC

If you find any weapons or potentially dangerous items lying around, could you remove them from the reach of small children?

depthofmytale April 26 2007, 02:05:04 UTC

MY SWORD IS THE BEST :O You can't have it >(

realbigguns April 26 2007, 03:16:30 UTC

Don't take this personally, please, Mercutio! I'll give it right back, but this is for your own good!

depthofmytale April 26 2007, 03:55:21 UTC

..I thought you liked me! T____T I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!

realbigguns April 26 2007, 04:02:28 UTC

Ugh. I DO like you. This is for public safety reasons. As soon as you're all grown up, you can have it back.

last_gleaming April 26 2007, 02:15:22 UTC

MY CLAW IS MY ARM YOU CAN'T HAVE MY ARM I'M NOT A ZOMBIE 'M NOT A VAMPIRE I'M JUST VINCENT GO AWAAAAAAY >________________________<

MISS AERIS SHE'S GONNA TAKE MY ARM DON'T LET HER TAKE MY ARM IT'S MY ARM ;____________________;

realbigguns April 26 2007, 03:18:39 UTC

Nobody said anything about zombies and vampires! This is for your own safety!

If it really doesn't detach, well, be on good behavior then or else!

last_gleaming April 26 2007, 03:22:00 UTC

IT DOESN'T I SWARE IT'S REALLY MY ARM *he pulls on it really hard* SEE NOTHING HAPPENS

YOU'RE A BIG MEANY PICKING ON ME JUST BECAUSE MY ARM IS DIFFERENT I DON'T LIKE YOU *shoots her in the face with his stickydart gun bap!bap!bap!, then runs to find aeris or fran*

realbigguns April 26 2007, 03:59:43 UTC

Ok, ok, I believe you. I wasn't trying to pick on you. You can keep the arm.

BUT THE STICKYDART GUN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LOSE!!!

Thread 5

syaoranbear April 26 2007, 03:20:25 UTC

*hides his sword*

I wasn't aware that there were so many armed people at this school...

realbigguns April 26 2007, 04:06:48 UTC

It isn't a problem usually. But the current situation just isn't safe.

Don't worry, this only affects people currently under the age of 10.

syaoranbear April 26 2007, 04:08:58 UTC

Aa, I guess that would be true...

Alright. I'm twelve, so I won't worry about it. Good luck.