As per my Master's orders, I watched a film for some student who was "cursed." It was really odd, though, and I didn't understand it. Is this modern art?

I've noticed as well... there are a few other vampire students here. Could this be my mission?  They don't really seem hostile, though... Guess I'll wait for orders.

I hope all the new students are ( Read more... )

Ok! It seems everything's returning to normal, so to that lot whose weapons I confiscated, you can now have them back, provided you can prove to me that you're really an adult again.

I hope nobody's too pissed off, but it just wasn't safe! So, um, no hard feelings, right?

It has come to my attention after falling victim to a trap set by a prepubescent sky pirate that small children are running around the school armed with very serious and dangerous weapons, which they lack the maturity and good decision-making skills to handle! Something should be done!

Mission: Locate and Disarm all targets using minimal violence! ( Read more... )

So far this week is kind of embarrassing! This is so different from police work. And I found out this place is sometimes called "The Sunshine State?!" Ugh, Sir Hellsing has a really bad sense of humour!!

AND My Master wants me to advise students of the following Class Assignment:

Ok, this is gross, but Remember those stray zombie parts? Well, we are ( Read more... )

I'm sorry everyone!! The zombie parts will be cleaned up by this afternoon! It would have been sooner, but why did they all have to crawl away like that?!! T_T And to think it's my first day. I hope class goes better than this, although I don't see why we need all this weird equipment. If you're taking this class as your science requirement, please ( Read more... )

Police GirlSeras Victoria reporting for duty as ordered! It will be a pleasure to serve all of you here at Fandango!

This is kind of a strange assignment, and I don't know if it's really my area of expertise, but I'll do my best! We just got in last night and I'M PRETTY SURE A BIRD TRIED TO PERCH ON MY BOOB! Uahh... some things never change! At ( Read more... )