the things I'll do for a pretty face

[realcream]

This little girl came home with us two weeks ago, and so far she's mostly been a charming nuisance

Comments

[tragic_ohara]

Tell Caligula I told her to be sweet and not to make a fuss. That should sort it out!

[anonymous]

she is cute. as a semi-domesticated animal her cuteness is evolutionary relevant and optimized so that you will take care of her. everything is as it should be.
-bh

[tragic_ohara]

But I'm real funny-looking, and I take excellent care of myself

[realcream]

that explains her purty green eyes.