I am the king of dicks.

It's called a stingray, not a hugray, bitches ( Read more... )

Natalie is a punk-ass punk. We got in a fist fight. I won... Guess I better call the police..

We've had a dog for a couple of months now. We had to get rid of Porter awhile back because he was destroying everything within his reach. Now we have a baby corgi named Speak. She just reached 4 months old and is now going into heat (which is obnoxious).

Still, I posess the same old superpower. Making people want to leave work early and getting them to disregard the consequences. Bangarang ( Read more... )

Holy shit.. Its still here. Im bored. The only reason Im even online at the moment is to check up on a date from about a year ago. I think it's the 7th. In any case it's almost a year. Amazing indeed. I just figured Id put something in here so when I look back at it every once and awhile it wont seem so empty or full of whinning. Now, I go back to

FUCKI don't get it anymore. Why am I so upset? Something feels wrong and I can't place what it is. I wish everything would just go back to the way it was a couple of months ago. It's been awhile since Ive said anything in here. Since then there's really been nothing significant to say. Tedium would set in on me repeating how much I love Natalie ( ( Read more... )

Only pain.

Sitting here with the most beautiful and wonderful person in the world. Just thought you chumps should know that.

I cant fuckin sleep. I miss my Natalie. I hate TV after 3 AM. Infomercials just arent that fun when youre alone. My hot pocket is done. Rumble in the jungle, bitch.

I whupped Supermans ass!

If you could be any Dynasty Warriors character, who would you be?

LU-FUCKIN-BU!

This house is full of ears but I can't talk to anyone ( Read more... )

Here is a plea ( Read more... )