In our bathroom, there is a pile of dirty washing on the floor. Above this pile of washing has been a sign which says

TAKE YOUR WASHING OUT WITH YOU

Underneath this sign, another sign has recently appeared, saying

YOU ARE ALL BLIND

and

OR JUST STUPID.

Hey kids! Lets go with tha funny!


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So I stole this from Storm without asking but I'm sure she won't mind ( Read more... )

I want to research this, because apparently the earth would breathe a sigh of relief if the human race suddenly died out (well, duh), but apparently, without ants, the ecosystem would crumble ( Read more... )

I pulled this from December 2002, my old journal, for... some reason.I missed going to the city yesterday. Lizard and I were sick ( Read more... )

I just dropped one of the chick peas. Oh woe! Also, it's not good to leave food on the floor when there are cockroaches about. But it's too dark to see. Especially after computer screen.

So I've been writing stories about lamp posts, eating the.most.delicious.organic.tinned.chickpeas.intheworld and finding an utter lack of emotion inside myself tonight, which really translates as GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!!! only I didn't. This is really a cry for help more than a journal post. Anyone who has room to put me up for a day, any day, we'll ( Read more... )

So, just to clear up, I didn't write this myself, it's been circulating through email and I just posted it. But it spawned some wonderful comments.

10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong1) Being gay is not natural. Real Australians always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning ( Read more... )

Welcome to the jungle!

( Or, Leo the narcissist! )

Up up up up up up, points the, spire, on the steeple but, God's work isn't done by God it's done by people.

Exciting news everybody! I have a rash!