Whose bright idea was these disgustingly twee wings? Well, go on, I’m waiting. There’s an awful lot of you here, from what I can tell and I’d appreciate some sort of explanation for this. All this. Thanks ever so.
[Somewhat Hackable/Private to Self]
What an irritatingly nosey person you are. Sorry! Nothing to see here, move along, go spy on someone
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Actually, while we're speaking of the wings, might want to avoid trying to pull them off unless you want to die, because losing those wings will kill you.
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Faster than regular limb-loss, I assume?
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Oh wonderful. Another blathering human to ruin my day. Can you two-legged cretins go wander somewhere else? Off a cliff perhaps? Or better yet, in the river. Though that may just foul up the water.
[And then he pauses. Human perhaps not.]
Or rather, whatever you are, please feel free to run along and go bother something else.
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You're right on the second count: I'm not a human. And I'm minding my own business, so why don't you go and mind yours, alright?
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I was until you opened your mouth and ruined a rather peaceful walk. Now unfortunately, you are my business as much as I hate to be so...pleasant to such an inferior creature.
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